Fancy seeing you here! I’m so happy you stopped by! Yes, truly, I am ecstatic!
So you would like to get ahold of me, would you? Well I am happy that you are making the first move because I want to get ahold of you too, but I’m just a tad bit too shy… I applaud you for being the one to reach out and you instantly score a perfect 10 on the awesome scale!
My email is firstname.lastname@example.org
I SO look forward to hearing from you… you’ve always been my favourite 🙂